Monday, February 8, 2010

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the flooziest of them all?

Comical! Two fairly successful and established actresses have been hopping on their heads for the last one month, trying to outdo each other. It’s getting shriller and fiercer inside the ring, but who’s looking?! Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the flooziest of them all?

Thus ensues, the Ridiculous Battle for Supremacy! Whose legs are longer, whose waist is smaller, who gets the bigger men, who gets the bigger money, who has more fans, who has more films, who is sexier, who’s the better actress, scratch, snatch, claw, clench… Who’s the queen of the powder room?

Does this No 1 jamboree make any sense to anyone any longer? Can’t go looking for one every Friday?

Truth is that no one cares, so who are Kareena and Katrina singing their songs for? The auditorium gets empty every three hours. Even the tiny piece of popcorn under seat K11 is vacuumed out. The audience returns to their homes and their lives…

Go get one, girls…and let your publicity managers have one too.

1 comment:

  1. Dear Nishi

    It is been a while in the wilderness got lost into who deserves what in the botiquin.Those Bhushan's give me jitters at the same time the climate change fuses precautions.Ugly wears enraptured those doting eyes.After all every one needs a good look to get to the stage.

    As you have said, when the auditorium gets empty, it is filled again with a new crowd.It is Friday tommorow my eyes are aghast looking for a better weekend.I am worried that no one will care.Still to sit in a place is quite something one would want to do.

    Your writing says we need to give some awards and clear the batch or else they will stay put for ever.

    Let me say this it is not enough to say I know it all but need some one to reach it.

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